Jan 21

It looks like we have the first finalists for this year's Darwin Awards (if you don’t know what these are, check out wikipedia, or read about some of the previous winners at darwinawards.com).

Yesterday, 2 Sydney teenagers died after they climbed into a storm water drain to spray graffiti on the inside. Not a particularly smart move when you consider that there had been quite a bit of rain over the last few days, and there was more forecast.

What is even more scary is that a 27 year old narrowly escaped the same situation. 27 Years Old. You would think by that age he would have developed just a few more brain cells. And, you would think he would have kicked the graffiti habit by now.

Even more interestingly, the news article included a demand from a "local resident" that the authorities take more steps to ensure people could not get into the drain. What ever happened to parents taking responsibility for teaching their kids that this is not a safe practice?

Besides, what is the use of putting a lock on the drain entry? Those who are serious will either find another entrance, or simply bust the lock off.

If you ask me, the gene pool could use an extra dose of chlorine anyway.

written by Warren Denley

Dec 21

I don’t normally read newspapers, mainly because I don’t subscribe to their "sky is falling" philosophy. But I do regularly glance at the headlines because they are often good for a laugh. Today was one of those days.

Let me set the scene for those that don’t live in Australia …

Most of the country is in the longest drought on record. Water reserves are low and people are praying for rain.

So what do you think happens when the rain finally falls? Do the papers run stories titled "Finally, The Rain We Need"? No. Instead, we get this headline on the front page of the Herald Sun (one of the main papers in Melbourne):

"Flooding And Chaos As Deluge Lashes Melbourne"

Guess some people are only happy when they are complaining!

written by Warren Denley

Dec 12

Well, I guess it was only a matter of time.

I have been sharing my opinions with those around me long enough that they have got sick of being my only outlet. So I thought it was time to take my opinions to the web and see who might be interested in listening.

If nothing else, it will at least give my family a bit of respite.

To see what you can expect on my blog, check out the About Me page.

written by Warren Denley